Australia is without doubt the best nation on the planet, that we can find humour in the open exchange of thoughts and ideas, without fear or persecution.

I thought I would share one from one of those anonymous e-mail received last week.

The Gospel According to Kevin

Kevin is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Liberal Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his Party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life
And I will live in a rented home forever.
I am glad I am Australian,
I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog
and Kevin was a tree.

Anon.